Abecedarian Tindr Profile

A girl like many others, I was

born in

Chattanooga, Tennessee. I love to

drive across the country, listening to

Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes, and not look back

for days. I have

gone to twenty-four states and five countries. I love to

have a good time, which may or may not

include getting wine-drunk and crying over anime.

Just being honest– I don't like to

kiss on the first date, but I do

love a good firm handshake.

My dad always said they were key to a good first impression. I work

nights so brunch dates are probably best, as long as I can

order a fluffy stack of

pancakes. I like walking across town in the evening, when it's

quiet outside and I can hear myself think. Feel free to join and bring your dog.

Reading is my passion but I haven't done it for two months now,

so if you'll let that slide and pretend I'm funny, we'll definitely have a second or

third date.

Unless you smoke, because I have asthma. Cigarette smoke makes me cough like I have a

virus or something, maybe the flu. I just don't

want to die if I forget my inhaler. Last time my boyfriend was a smoker I had to get a chest

X-ray because they thought I had tuberculosis. It was just secondhand smoke, but

you really won't think I'm sexy when I sound like a cat with a hairball. I've had

zero luck on this site so far and I don't know why. I hope you're the first to swipe right!